WOODMAN's NFL Pick of the Week
Super Bowl LVIII
                                      FOR THE RECORD 

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San Francisco -2
Washington +3.5
Arizona +13
Arizona +14
Buffalo -5.5
Seattle +2.5
Miami +3
Chicago +9
Buffalo +2.5
Houston +6.5
Las Vegas +14
Cleveland +1.5
Cincinnati +10
Dallas -3
Dallas +2
Las Vegas +11
Arizona +12.5
Baltimore +3
Pittsburgh +10
Green Bay +10.5
Detroit +7
San Francisco 30  Pittsburgh 7
Washington 35  Denver 33
Arizona 28  Dallas 16
San Francisco 35  Arizona 16
Jacksonville 25  Bills 20
Cincinnati 17  Seattle 13
Philadelphia 31  Miami 17
L.A. Chargers 30  Chicago 13
Cincinnati 24  Buffalo 18
Houston 30  Cincinnati 27
Miami 20  Las Vegas 13
Denver 29  Cleveland 12
Cincinnati 34  Jacksonville 31
Dallas 33  Philadelphia 13
Buffalo 31  Dallas 10
Las Vegas 20  Kansas City 14
Arizona 35  Philadelphia 31
Pittsburgh 17  Baltimore 1Detroit 310
Buffalo 31  Pittsburgh 17
San Francisco 24  Green Bay 21
San Francisco 34  Detroit 31
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Last Week: WIN (Detroit)
Overall Record:     11 -10       .524
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San Francisco 49ers
(2 point favs vs. Kansas City Chiefs in Las Vegas)
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The longest 2 weeks of the year have mercifully come to an end.  Time to put aside the pageantry of 'media week ' in Vegas.  Forget about the halftime extravaganza and the million $$/minute commercial spots, although I do love the Budweiser Clydesdales.    Stay clear of the ridiculous 'prop' bets.  (The over-under on Reba McEntire's national anthem is 90 seconds....but who the fuck cares!)  And don't even get me started on Taylor Swift!  Swiftys can actually track Taylor's  flight from Tokyo to Las Vegas in real time to see if she makes it.  (spoiler alert...she'll be there)  While the casual fan is distracted by Doritos ads and wardrobe malfunctions, The WOOD Report faithful will be focused on football and closing the door on yet another winning NFL campaign.  I see the difference maker in this one being Niners QB Brock Purdy, who's 113 passer rating tops all NFL quarterbacks.  At 92.6, Patrick Mahomes places a distant 14th.  And while I do expect the KC defense to keep things interesting, in the final analysis, look for Purdy and the Niners to prevail by double digits.  Take the points and BET THE FARM on San Francisco.  See you next year, Woodheads!!
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